How to make fresh squeezed orange juice

Cole and I were sitting on the front porch the other day eating Cantaloupe, this story comes from that.
How to make fresh squeezed orange juice according to Cole:
You take 1 cantaloupe, a screw driver and a glass.
You go to the place where you are building houses and get the screw driver.
Take the screw driver and poke holes in the cantaloupe.
Wash the cantaloupe off because the screw driver was dirty from building houses.
Squeeze the juice into the glass.
"And that's how you make orange juice!"
According to Cole.