Colton

Cole is spending this week with his granny Pat. She called today and told us a little story about him. Apparently she had asked her husband, Doyle to put some water in the car for her. Well a bit later Mr. Doyle did it and Colton had come in and asked his granny Pat, "Did you tell Papa Doyle to put water in the car?" When granny said yes, he replied, "well, you have to tell boys 5 times cause they don't listen." When granny Pat asked how many times you have to tell girls, he replied, "just one."

Colton told dad the other day, "put your hands up, I'm the FBI!" Dad asked, "what's the FBI?" Colton said, "Its the cop's!" Dad replied, "Cop's is C-O-P, FBI is F-B-I." Colton then told him, "that means cussing and you must be drunk! Put your hands up your under arrest!"

We took Cole bowling a couple of weekends ago. He was really funny he was having a very good time bowling at first then he started playing with the strobe lights. First he was jumping them as they come around. Then he would hide behind the ball rack and when the lights come around he would jump out and shoot at them. He is so funny!

We went to eat Sunday lunch at the cracker barre ll and when we were about finished he took my aunts bill and told her that he would take care of it. She asked him if he had any money and when he told her no everyone started explaining to him about having to wash dishes if he did not have the money to pay for his bill. Well at this point the waitress chimed in and said, "yea, we are really behind back there and could use some help washing dishes." He then looked up at the waitress like she was crazy and replied, " well, I will come back there and help but I will just break a glass so they will fire me and I wont have to do it any more!"

Then so that he would finish eating his hamburger Ashlie promised him that if he would finish she would stop at the store and get him a prize. So he finished and on the way home she stopped and went into Food Lion and she brought him out some marsh mellows. Well he took one look at them and said, "ugh! I thought you were going to buy me a toy!" I said, "Cole! You should tell Ashlie thank you." He said, "thank you" and with the most pitiful tone you ever heard he said, "dang it." It was hilarious! I just like this picture of Jack and Cole.

Cole had his first school play! He done such a good job and said his line loud and proud! "In the 1800's the Americans had a terrible problem." He done a very good job!

Here is another picture of him at the bowling alley. He was so excited when he knocked down 8 pins!